Honk If Your Horny

All our products are delivered in discreet plain brown boxed packaging with no visual material or information whatsoever. Orders need to be placed by 3pm on weekdays for guaranteed same day dispatch.

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UK DELIVERY

DPD Deliveries to the below locations are classed as Remote Location deliveries, incur an additional £6 fee and take one additional day to be delivered:

• Scottish Highlands (Postcodes: AB30-38, AB44-56, FK17-99, G83, IV1-28, IV30-39, IV52-54, IV63, KW1-14, PA21-40, PH18-26, PH30, PH31-41, PH49-50) 
• Scottish Islands (Postcodes HS1-9, IV40-51, IV55-56, KA27-28, KW15-17, PA20, PA30, PA32-34, PA41-49, PA60-78, PH42-44, ZE1-3)
• Channel Islands, Isle of Man (Postcodes IM), Isle of Wight, Isles of Scilly (Postcodes TR21-25)
• Northern Ireland (Postcodes BT) 

INTERNATIONAL DELIVERY

Delivery to Europe starts at £6.82 

Delivery to Rest of the World starts at £10 

DPD: All deliveries being dispatched to the EU and Internationally require the customer's mobile number and email. Without the required information for dispatch, the order will be delayed.

Please note: the above delivery times & costs are provided by our courier service providers based on packages of 2kg maximum. Prices may change depending on weight and updates from our partners. If your order exceeds 2kg in weight, we may automatically change the courier service provider from Royal Mail to DPD but will of course respect the speed of delivery you have selected.  

*Royal Mail Overnight is a weight based service, prices start at £7.99.
**DPD Express Next Day deliveries are between Mon-Fri 8am-6pm. In some rare cases DPD may not delivery the next day.